Back to the Future
July 1, 2009
T. K. Farrow asks: How can Republicans attract a critical mass of black voters? Hey, I have an idea: Find a time machine and set it to go back to 1964. Then, find Barry Goldwater, slap him upside the head, and tell him to join Everett Dirksen and other Republicans in voting for the ‘64 Civil Rights Act. Then, set the time machine to return to 2009. Voila! Problem solved!